Golf Quotes · Page 140

Short putts are missed because it is not physically possible to make the little ball travel over uncertain ground for three or…

— Walter Hagen

The difference between a sand trap and water hazard is the difference between a car crash and an airplane crash. You have…

— Bobby Jones

I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf,

— Anonymous

As the president, you're pretty much in a bubble. And golf is a good way to get out of the bubble.

— George W. Bush

We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.

— Lee Trevino

She knows how to hang on to my money. I wish her mom were the same way.

— Orville Moody

Golf, to its foundation, is a game of integrity and one that encourages us to give back, kind of be ambassadors, role…

— Jordan Spieth

Golf is like hunting and fishing. What counts is the companionship and fellowship of friends, not what you catch or shoot.

— George Archer

I love golf. But do you know how I got good at golf? Because of Charles Barkley. I was playing with Charles,…

— Eric Dickerson

My parents both played golf and introduced me to golf when I was 5 years old. They took me to the driving…

— Yani Tseng

I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit.

— Jasper Carrott

I know the other side. I know what awful golf is.

— David Duval

I play golf with my shirttail out. I own a golf course because it's very, very close to my house, and I…

— Toby Keith

Golf in Indonesia has something else to offer: ways to make you forget the last four hours and take away the aches.…

— Raymond Bonner

[Vernon Jordan] and [Bill] Clinton would be in the same golf cart, they'd been out there playing golf, and every other word,…

— Rush Limbaugh

I don't play golf, I like to collect trainers, that's just my hobby.

— Darren Bent

We make these analogies to golf, how it's like you're driving a ball off a tee box when you're trying to kick…

— Justin Tucker

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

— Lee Trevino

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, youre the best.

— Jack Nicklaus

Because golf exposes the flaws of the human swing - a basically simple maneuver - it causes more self-torture than any game…

— Grantland Rice

A lot of my buddies also played golf, but when it came to going to the beach or on the boat and…

— Mike Weir

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

— Yogi Berra

He's going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That's always a concern with a lot of…

— Jack Nicklaus

The life of a professional golfer is precarious at best. Win, and they carry you to the clubhouse on their shoulders. Lose,…

— Gene Sarazen

It's the most humbling sport ever. It's like a lousy lover. It's like some guy who's never there when you need him.…

— Dinah Shore