Yes, golf is a weird game. I was capable of dealing with moving and bouncing cricket balls, but this little silly ball,… — Brian Lara Copy Share Image
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom. — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
There is nothing in this game of golf that can't be improved upon if you practice. — Patty Berg Copy Share Image
I certainly don't think adrenalin coursing through your veins, is going to help with the fine motor skills of golf. — Stuart Appleby Copy Share Image
I am so pleased with my golf course. I am to say that it's the best I've ever seen it - without… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
Everybody has two swings-a beautiful practice swing and the choked-up one with with which they hit the ball. So it wouldn't do… — Ed Furgol Copy Share Image
Golf in the interest of good health and good manners. It promotes self-restraint and affords a chance to play the man and… — William Howard Taft Copy Share Image
I owe everything to golf. Where else could a guy with an IQ like mine make this much money? — Hubert Green Copy Share Image
I go into the locker room and find a corner and just sit there. I try to achieve a peaceful state of… — Jane Blalock Copy Share Image
I started playing golf because I wanted to be good. After a while, you have to come to a decision of, 'Am… — Tom Lehman Copy Share Image
I may go for it or I may not. It all depends on what I elect to do on my backswing. — Billy Joe Patton Copy Share Image
Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding."… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
Being a Scotsman, I am naturally opposed to water in its undiluted state. — Alastair Mackenzie Copy Share Image
I shot a wild elephant in Africa thirty yards from me, and it didn't hit the ground until it was right at… — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
I couldn't care less who I'm paired with. There's nobody I've ever played better or worse with, thank goodness. You don't want… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
Tennis is like a wonderful, longstanding relationship with a husband. Golf is a tempestuous, lousy lover; it's totally unpredicatable, a constant surprise. — Dinah Shore Copy Share Image
There's more tension in golf than in boxing because golfers bring it on themselves. It's silly really because it's not as if… — Henry Cooper Copy Share Image
Real golf is the 20 million people who play once a week or once a month. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
A man calls a lawyer's office. The phone is answered, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz. The man says, Let me talk to… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
