Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce? — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Divorce is one of the most stressful life events anyone goes through. — Emily Doskow Copy Share Image
Initiating and going through a divorce with four kids can be a brutal experience, but also a tempering one. It gave me… — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery,… — Lenny Clarke Copy Share Image
Going through a divorce after twenty-five years of marriage was the most difficult time for me. It was challenging to reorient my… — Tim Matheson Copy Share Image
We deal with people that are going through divorces and that are facing life-threatening illnesses, and I'm giving them hope. And to… — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
It was tough when people would say, "Aren't you so excited?" about the new show and I couldn't really say, "Yes, well,… — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
I can usually tell when a woman is going through a divorce because they look so gaunt and tired and sad. It's… — Andie MacDowell Copy Share Image
The stories I would hear from men who were going through divorces and in child custody battles, the lies their wives told… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I mean everyone is going to have an opinion. But the fact is, is many people have been critical or judgmental, which… — Paula White Copy Share Image
It's important to prepare audience for the worst in life. People come to forget their problems, and it's my job, right before… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
