“I'm going to the bathroom, not to Beirut. What horrible fate do you think's waiting for me in there? Death by toilet swirly?” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“The way I acted...It wasn't you" "Oh, no. You're not even human. You don't get to use the It's not you, it's me line!” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“An ancient human religious figure known as John the Baptist had once claimed, "The truth shall make you free," but if Aelyx remembered correctly,… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“Friendship is one mind in two bodies." Right. Until your BFF went out of her mind and after your ex-boyfriend's body.” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“She'd suggested that he observe other teens for social cues, and he'd done the job in spades. Yesterday after spending the afternoon with the… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“How can we understand what we’ve never experienced and adapt without making mistakes?” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“To be honest, I don't know what qualities you ever saw in him. I can tell why he chose you, but-" "Oh yeah?" Cara's… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“He prepared the richest, most indulgent and disgusting dish imaginable - a bowl of fudge ripple ice-cream topped with chocolate syrup, semi-sweet chocolate morsels,… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“I don't like the way he looks at you." "How does he look at me?" "Like he wants to dock his ship inside your… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“Can I borrow the car today, Mom? We'll get soaked if we walk-" "Hmph," Dad interrupted. "When I was a boy-" "Yeah, yeah," Cara… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“I'm your personal jock-blocker, baby." Tori reached into her jeans pocket and handed over a half-eaten Snickers bar. "Happy Douche Liberation Day.” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
