God was invented to explain mystery. God is always invented to explain those things that you do not understand. — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
A fundie claimed "God invented science". All of science is tentative and approximate, also sometimes mistaken. Is that the best God can… — Graham Kendall Copy Share Image
Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“You know why God invented Golf?' Service asked the ME, who shrugged. 'To keep assholes off trout streams.” — Joseph Heywood Copy Share Image
You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
No doubt about it, Lawrence Decker was the reason God had invented nakedness. — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
Vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. God designed your body's plumbing system. God designed an ostrich. If He… — Peter Kreeft Copy Share Image
“The concept of 'God' invented as a counter-concept of life... The concept of the 'beyond', the 'true world' invented in order to… — Nietzche Copy Share Image
“The idea of God was invented in the small hours of history by a scam who had genius; it somehow reeks too… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
God made us: invented us as a man invents an engine. A car is made to run on petrol, and it would… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Even if you believe a creator god invented the laws of physics, would you so insult him as to suggest that he… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
My ride is tinted, my knob getting slobbed up in it, she's hollerin god man you wouldve thought that god was in… — J Cole Copy Share Image
“Aideen grinned. "That's why God invented push up bras." I gave her a get-real look. "God didn't create push up bras, man… — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
“We worship entertainment as much as technology, and there's nothing less entertaining than grief. That's why God invented lorazepam, and selective serotonin… — Tom Jokinen Copy Share Image
When you gather up all the balls of life that you try to juggle, it is a very difficult thing to try… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
“If human beings had really tried to invent a god, we would never have invented the God of Christianity. He’s just too… — Scott Hahn Copy Share Image
“Man had created God in his own image, not the other way around. He had done it through sheer terror, and who… — Richard Herley Copy Share Image
“Oh, I've nothing against God. Of course, God is only a hypothesis, but ... I admit that He is needed ... for… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
God made us: invented us as a man invents an engine. A car is made to run on petrol, and it would… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, here’s a scientific question: Has anybody ever seen hard evidence? What we get is theories from our earlier prophets. Now, people… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
“to admit we do not understand a phenomenon is not to admit the presence of the miraculous but merely, reasonably, to accept… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
“You know, dear boy, there was an old sinner in the eighteenth century who declared that, if there were no God, he… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
And there is something profoundly humbling about knowing God. I’m not talking about the trinket God or the genie-in-a-lamp God. I mean… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
It's a central premise of the Bible that God invented civil government. — Mike Johnson Copy Share Image
“evolution is just a fancy faceless god invented for people who don't believe in magic.” — Clayton Baker Copy Share Image
About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze. — Herman Wouk Copy Share Image
