If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise. — P Z Pearce Copy Share Image
Don't poets know it Better than others? God can't be always everywhere: and, so, Invented Mothers — Edwin Arnold Copy Share Image
“... If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“I want you to understand that God has never been nor will ever be invented. He is not a product of any… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
You, me, & your papa are 3 of the tiny percentage of souls on this miserable earth who've figured out that playing… — David James Duncan Copy Share Image
In our family, where we began with no money, we like to say that we have discovered that God invented money so… — Tom Brokaw Copy Share Image
“Please don't feel hurt, Satan, but my parents raised me to believe you didn't exist. My mom and dad said you and… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
There is no god, there is no god, there is no god at all. He who invented god is a fool. He… — Periyar E. V. Ramasamy Copy Share Image
That's all religion is -- some principle you believe in . . . man has accomplished far more miracles than the God… — Rod Steiger Copy Share Image
My ride is tinted, my knob getting slobbed up in it, she's hollerin god man you woulda thought that god was in… — J Cole Copy Share Image
“A fundie claimed “God invented science”. All of science is tentative and approximate, also sometimes mistaken. Is that the best God can… — Graham Kendall Copy Share Image
God invented love, and it is therefore perfect, and dogs are better at celebrating this perfection than we are. When in doubt… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
