“This is Lilly Heaven saying good night, and to all a very good night. Good night everybody. Here's wishing you pleasant dreams.… — Jean-Claude van Itallie Copy Share Image
The worst thing about e-mail is that you can’t interrupt the other person. You have to read the whole thing and then… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Money the root of evil guess I'm the devil then. God bless my soul to rest. — Ace Hood Copy Share Image
Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
One day it hit me: Truest friends, God bless their hearts, could not care less. They love you, they're pleased you're getting… — Lynn Coady Copy Share Image
As a rule, I try to steer clear of opinions pertaining to your parenting. I assume you're doing the best you can,… — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Wilf: God bless the cactuses! The Doctor: That's cactI. Alien: And that's racist! — Russell T Davies Copy Share Image
Today, I pray that I will practice self restraint, pause when I am agitated and realize that my words can be hurtful!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
