Every girl need a best friend to help her laugh when she thinks she'll never smile again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For the girls that tell you all guys are the same, nobody told you to try them all out... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put the toilet seat down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again...' Said no girl ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All she ever needed,was someone to hold her close together when she's about to fall apart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls with out curves are like pants without pockets; you have no place to put your hands. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Telling a girl she's sexy is flattering... But calling her beautiful means so much more... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys have no idea what it means to girls when they tell her, 'You look very pretty today.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a girl ends a conversation with, 'k bye' you can be certain you just pissed her off... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pumpkin Spice Lattes are to college girls; what mini-shooters of whiskey are to alcoholics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls aren't moody, they just have days when they are less likely to put up with your shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If payback is a bitch and revenge is sweet, then I'm the sweetest bitch you will ever meet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut. It's very confusing to us guys. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls love a guy who can hold a good conversation without talking about sex every 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yeah. She's smiling. But don't let that fool you. Look into her eyes. She's breaking inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes you get tired of looking for the right guy, so you got to let the guy look for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Girls, Dont be insecure. You dont need make & nice clothes. You're all fucking beautiful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The man meant for you is the man who'll love you even when there's no more reason to love you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls work on their looks but not on their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To all girls who die for zero figure, remember real men go for curves, only dogs go for bones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you love some one because you share every thing with him¦ Then its not love, itsfriendship¦ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smart girls open their minds, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their hearts!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love me, ill move mountains to make you happy Hurt me, & I'll drop those mountains on your face — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl doesn't need to tell you straight up how she feels, cause it's written all over her eyes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only benefit of having a long-distance boyfriend is not having to shave your legs that much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If he can't keep a conversation going, don't expect him to be able to keep a relationship going. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl will not admit she's wrong because she believes her heart and her heart says she's right. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every girl deserves a guy who takes her out on a date, and not touch her anywhere but her heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like every Halloween a couple girls try to outwhore the costume they had the year before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl is happiest when she knows you make her your everything. In front of everyone, every time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Chicks worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that chicks remember. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girls love story always starts with: He's different. Then ends with: He's just like the rest... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't call me a Goddess, don't call me a Queen, just call me the cutest Princess you've ever seen! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When guys get jealous it can be kinda cute. When girls get jealous World War III is about to start. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hi, I'm a girl. I run from guys that want to make me happy and fight for the ones that make me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best friends are the ones who are there: whenever; wherever; however and most importantly: forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The girls laugh is more joyful than the boys, but the boys tears are more meaningful than the girls — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl may cry herself to sleep but sh will wake up with the brightest smile to everythings alright. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image