Your girlfriend's got herpes to go with your help and AIDS. There ain't one person you know you ain't ripped off yet. — Megadeth Copy Share Image
Best moment is when hug your girlfriend and feeling come that my world belong inside my arms.:) — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Its a boyfriends job to comfort his girlfriend and remind her everything's going to be okay when she is feeling down and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me.” — Bree Despain Copy Share Image
Hand in hand or miles apart, a girlfriend like you forever stays in my heart. — Mahmoud El Hallab Copy Share Image
Girls are sensitive,they overthink every little things and they care way more than they should,but thats what makes their love so strong.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man. — Linda Kozlowski Copy Share Image
Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri What do women want? She has been talking nonstop for the last two… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you love someone so much and you don't want to lose them, never ever show them the too much. Everybody takes… — Murali Iyengar Copy Share Image
So I heard you got another chick , girlfriend number two , side bitch. I heard it from my sidekick , still… — Brittany Provo Copy Share Image
My husband and I spend every single evening together and often see each other a lot throughout the day. I'm his wife… — Hilaria Baldwin Copy Share Image
“You're my girlfriend, Cami, unless you don't want it that way." He opened his eyes, looking at me. I swallowed. "I want… — Lacey Weatherford Copy Share Image
“I want you to be my girlfriend.” “What does that mean?” … He looks confused. “I’m not sure. But I think it’s… — Tammy Falkner Copy Share Image
I was reading poetry to my girlfriends, and they were like, 'You're really good. You should go to some poetry readings or… — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
“You actually fucked her? What, did her forked tongue feel exceptionally good on your dick or something?" —Keely to Jack after meeting… — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
Women in the workplace - we still have big strides to make. Girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First question… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
A boyfriend or a girlfriend may be fun, but cannot become a door to the deepest that is hidden in each and… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
My mother never talked about sex. I was on the Dr. Ruth [ Westheimer] show once - this is years and years… — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Dear Guys…,f you really love your girlfriend as you claim, please be proud of her. Be her everything and make her feel… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Just a few things I wanna get of my chest.. so here it goes. Being your girlfriend, Well its the best thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What I consider a good part for a woman and what some other Hollywood people think are good women's parts are very… — Laura Dern Copy Share Image
It’s one of those things where when you’re training and fighting, you can’t worry about your bills, your mortgage, did you get… — Forrest Griffin Copy Share Image
FOR ASSHOLES WITH GIRLFRIEND: while ur ignoring her, Another guy is giving her attention. while ur giving her problems , Another guy… — Crystal Copy Share Image
Love is not about presents, kisses, hugs, cards, text messages, late night calls or sex. But they do boost up the connection. — Sachithra Copy Share Image
First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife. — Avinash Kaushik Copy Share Image
“don't worry when you see your x with there boyfriend or girlfriend come on friends Learn to donate your old toys” — vishal rana Copy Share Image
There's a difference between saying you treat your girlfriend right and actually meaning it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Never saw the point in looking through your girlfriend or boyfriend's phone. Thats like knocking on the devils door. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you make your best friend and your significant other the same person, you don't have to disconnect to go tell your… — Niecy Nash Copy Share Image
I hate boys who think they can just control there girlfriend! Just wait until she finds someone better...dick! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Every kind of relationship needs encouragement from both parties. Be it marriage, dating, friendship, enmity etc.” — Nike Thaddeus Copy Share Image
My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
The music is my only girlfriend who's never break my heart ,so this why I chose to marry her forever — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
S boy is insecure with his girlfriend when he knows someone else can treat her better — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't cry because it's over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse — Erick Otieno Copy Share Image
I view my wife as my lover, and we have a bond that goes beyond words like wife or girlfriend or mother. — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image