My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child. — Jason Isaacs Copy Share Image
ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater! — Breckin Meyer Copy Share Image
Girlfriends' code. What's discussed with girlfriends stays with girlfriends. — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
Dying to meet your girlfriends that you said you might bring. If they're the ones that tell you that you do the… — Drake Copy Share Image
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
The older you get the more realistic it is that you're significant other is your significant other. I mean, you'll always have… — Ellen Pompeo Copy Share Image
You know how on Christmas day, the day feels different, even if you're just sitting in your chair waiting for your girlfriend… — Bill Callahan Copy Share Image
GirlFriend- Babe Icheated. Boyfriend- So What? Do you Think Ilove you? I've Been Cheating on you for The Past two years You… — TarLent Dlardla Copy Share Image
I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm always the kind of friend or girlfriend who suggests, when there's some cataclysmic problem in the relationship, I'm like, "Well, maybe… — Miranda July Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention and she doesn't get jealous, it's because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You want to take me to a movie?" I asked. "Well, not really," he said. "What I really want is for you… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
We do share with my mother what I would refer to as an anxiety gene. And I think it is genetic, that… — Sherry Lansing Copy Share Image
“If you've treated your girlfriend without respect, taken advantage of her, or cheated on her, your actions have taught her that she… — Josh Shipp Copy Share Image
I'm a fan of horrors. I love the ones that make you jump. My girlfriend hates it. I've been dating her for… — Jared Padalecki Copy Share Image
“Then, out of the blue, Aaron Winer saved the day. He took her to some movie and made out with her in… — Jesse Andrews Copy Share Image
If you fall in love with someone, it doesnt matter who they are. Ive had lots of girlfriends who werent in the… — Max Beesley Copy Share Image
I was so tired of her getting upset for no reason. The way she would get sulky and make references to the… — John Green Copy Share Image
When a guy is dating this beautiful girl and treats her like crap and she ignores the guy that would treat her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We tilt our heads back and open wide. The snow drifts into our zombie mouths crawling with grease and curses and tobacco… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
Being the best girlfriend to someone who just couldn't see that you were good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't be the 'friend with benefits' be the girlfriend or wife with 'commitments'. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
I think that's important to women in comedy, that we get a lot of the good lines and you're not just the… — Sharon Horgan Copy Share Image
“My girlfriend was able to con the couples therapists for many years before it emerged she had been having affairs the entire… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
A real girlfriend doesn't complain when her man is on the XBOX, she sits there and goes 'OMG KILL HIM BABY!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If he mistreated and abused his last girlfriend, why would you want to be his new girlfriend?” — Karen E. Quinones Miller Copy Share Image
The most damaging aspect of abuse is trauma to our heart and souls from being betrayed by the people that we love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters who were… — Jacqueline Bisset Copy Share Image
When you're wondering whether she's his daughter or his girlfriend, she's his girlfriend. — Pamela Druckerman Copy Share Image
If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up… — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
“They call her love, love, love, love, love. She is love, and she is all I need.” — Parachute Band Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend is pretty and many guys want her, thats another reason to keep her and treat her right. you got… — Rytmz Ryme Copy Share Image
“You are my girlfriend," whispered Matthew. " You're my girl and I'm your guy, and you're my girl and I'm your guy.… — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
“Kishan is capable of a great many things, and girlfriend stealing is at the top of his list of skills.” — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
Sure, yes, there are smoking-hot girls. But my girlfriend's smoking hot, my wife, whatever. — Andy Grammer Copy Share Image
Just because I smile doesn't mean I am not broken because smile is the best mask you will ever have. — LMonika Geidane Copy Share Image
