I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
How the fuck can you accidentally cheat on your girlfriend? Like, oops, I tripped and my clothes ripped off and I fell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys: Don't try to make your girlfriend jealous, she might take it the wrong way and get mad at you or she'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said I treat her like a child so I gave her aticker for standing up for herslef — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres a difference between a girl being clingy and a girlfriend making an effort and showing she cares. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She might be my ex girlfriend but that doesn't mean you tave to talk all bad about her — Phee The God Copy Share Image
It's important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and… — Louis Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Jamie Dornan is one of those guys who has no idea how gorgeous he is. He's crazy in love with his girlfriend… — Jennifer Morrison Copy Share Image
I don't know if it's how I speak or what it is about me that presents that sort of label, but I… — Jeff Garcia Copy Share Image
“At age forty, he had more employee name tags than girlfriends, and he just started liking mushrooms and zucchini. If they’re fried,… — GLEN NESBITT Copy Share Image
I thought [first girlfriend] was trying to make a fool out of me. Then I found out that she wasn't, and we… — George Michael Copy Share Image
I can't speak for all women, but I do think that... I mean, me and my girlfriends, we definitely... we're in crisis… — Helen Slater Copy Share Image
On-screen relationships are the best because you don't have to worry about saying the wrong things. And if the guy's got a… — Alicia Witt Copy Share Image
I'd be happy to play anyone's girlfriend. I'm happy to be working, ever. It's not an intentional thing to play these messed… — Madeline Zima Copy Share Image
I think there are great roles for women in television because there is time to allow those characters to evolve. Even if… — Linda Cardellini Copy Share Image
Because he knows you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
There's a lot of guys who have great technique, people practicing a lot and you hear them, but there's not that many… — Marcus Miller Copy Share Image
“Here's another poem, like all others before and after, dedicated to you. There isn't anything left to be said but I will… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
maybe she had become tired of being the girlfriend of a condemned man. It also occured to me that maybe she was… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eyeing us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, Girlfriend." Eric grinned at… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Remember that day, you said you were home but I saw you at the club you weren't alone you held her close,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He opens his window and motions for me to open mine. When I do, he tries to say something. His voice barely… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
I had a girlfriend before I ever had a boyfriend, but it was just a phase. — Mark Gatiss Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend complains that she's tired of giving you blowjobs, just outsource the work to her sister. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or… — Moby Copy Share Image
Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life! And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink. — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
It should never be a choice between friends or boy/girlfriend. They should compliment each other, not complicate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have the most beautiful girlfriend<3 She's so amazing and if I ever hurt her (which I won't do) you all can hurt me <3 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend is loyal, don't treat her like shit. Because when you see her happy with someone else, you'll regret it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
This is what happeneds when you're good in bed. that is my back after I got done with my girlfriend. :) — Simpleman Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status you're either doing something very right, or very wrong. — Farahjayne809 Copy Share Image
My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis, when she asked me what I was doing, apparently heating your dinner was… — Uknown Copy Share Image
If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend', so that's the proof. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
When your old girlfriend says... You'll never find anyone like me... just smile and reply... that is the point... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm someone, the same as my girlfriends, when they say what do you think about this, I don't always say they look… — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
![“I thought [first girlfriend] was trying to make a fool out of me. Then I found out that she wasn't, and we went out. That's a very good example of how little confidence I had.” quote by George Michael](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/264/george-michael-1332_confidence_i-thought-first-girlfriend-was-trying-to_500946.png)
![“maybe she had become tired of being the girlfriend of a condemned man. It also occured to me that maybe she was sick, or dead. These things happen. [...] Anyway, after that, remembering Marie meant nothing to me. That seemed perfectly normal to me, since I understood very well that people would…” quote by Albert Camus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b50/albert-camus-47_forget_maybe-she-had-become-tired-of-being-the_1499730.jpg)
