You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once in lifetime someone breaks your heart & if you still feel to hold that person with every broken piece......thats amazing pair… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
GIRLS DON'T DRESS FOR BOYS, THEY DRESS FOR THEMSELVES. IF GIRLS DRESSED FOR BOYS, THEY'D JUST WALK AROUND NAKED ALL THE TIME. ;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those's Text you wake up to that make your morning & put a smile on your face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wanna be the one you look at, smile, then say to your friends, That's her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You cheated on your beautiful girlfriend with a hoe that looks like Chewbacca? Good choice! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love it when my heart smiles but when it does, it smiles because of you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You should ever underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As your girlfriend, you've just pissed me off. As your High Priestess, you've just insulted me. And as someone with a working… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sweetness flows from your appearance and your beauty makes me fall more in love with you. Anytime I feel low, I think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how many times I say I hate you, just remember you're really the only thing that is holding me together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri What do women want? She has been talking nonstop for the last two… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Belajarlah mencintai, menghargai dan memberikan perhatian yang besar kepada orang tuamu dan dirimu sendiri sebelum engkau memberikan sebagian apa yg engkau pelajari… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
