Java is like a variant of the game of Tetris in which none of the pieces can fill gaps created by the other pieces, so all you can do is pile them up endlessly. — Steve Yegge Copy Share Image
Bezos is super smart; don't get me wrong. He just makes ordinary control freaks look like stoned hippies. — Steve Yegge Copy Share Image
Great programmers learn how to program their tools, not just use them. — Steve Yegge Copy Share Image
Java is like a variant of the game of Tetris in which none of the pieces can fill gaps created by the other pieces,… — Steve Yegge Copy Share Image
If you don't know how compilers work, then you don't know how computers work. — Steve Yegge Copy Share Image
About half of all design patterns out there [...] appear to be ways take perfectly natural design ideas and twist them to fit into… — Steve Yegge Copy Share Image
“Bob Jervis, the original author of Turbo C, gave a tech talk recently in which he pointed out that even just the set of… — Steve Yegge Copy Share Image
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