“You love SITUATION COMEDIES, whilst holding particular affection for MUSTACHIOED FUNNYMEN. You know, your FOXWORTHIES, your FUNKES, your SWANSONS, but not necessarily your GALLAGHERS PER SE, because you have to draw the fucking line somewhere.” — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“Also, SKULLS. Gosh you love SKULLS. There is a good SKULL at the heart of any mystery, haunting its EVERY PAGE. That is what… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.” — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“CG: ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN. CG: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. CG: IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“GAMZEE: honk. KARKAT: WHAT. GAMZEE: HONK. KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????” — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“I slept and saw God's forge in frost. Its hearth was quelled, and as it cooled so swooned the verdancy it kept above. In… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
Do you know how much power I have over you? Yes, you, the one just sitting there hitting the f5 button day in and… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
You understand reality while everyone else is running around confused and angry and upset because they think reality is something happening to them rather… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
I've gotta believe in what my heart tells in me, even if it's a fake thing. — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“ROSE: I think I've spent too much time around Dave. ROSE: I've also probably spent too much time sharing his genes.” — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“Your grandma always was an advocate of thorough preparedness. She would strongly advise staying not only armed to the teeth, but well equipped in… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“You were afraid this might be the case. Your dad has blocked the front door with the REFRIGERATOR. Looks like he's taking the grounding… — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
