Wear shirt once: Dirty. Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean. — Bishwajeet Pattnayak Copy Share Image
That moment, when someone jokes about one of your insecurities & you have to pretend it doesn't bother you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Your own voice is the voice that carries you through life the best. — Nanci Griffith Copy Share Image
It is amazing how much more amazing sleep is in the morning. You wake up and you're like, "I stayed up to… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“You've got the fountain of youth hidden in your pants." "What the fuck does that even mean?" Hook demanded, then held up… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
Looking for soulmate. Description: Smart, funny, good-looking & loves to battle with lightsaber swords while making sound effects. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
5% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's very important to know when you're in a pissing match. And it's very important to get out of it as quickly… — Randy Pausch Copy Share Image
“The besom of reform hath swept him out of office, and a worthier successor wears his dignity and pockets his emoluments.” — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did,… — Terry Jones Copy Share Image
One of the things I love about Helena Bonham Carter is that she is ravishing, but she does as much as she… — Eileen Atkins Copy Share Image
