Boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect girls to look like Victoria's Secret angels. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear young girls losing their virginity; If your age is on the clock, youre too young for the cock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your shorts look like they're being eaten by your butt, they're not meant for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Meeting people at the bar is like going to the grocery store when your hungry - you bring home sh*t you don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
R.I.P to my Ex...the funeral will be held at Never Again Baptist Church, located across from The Lies You Told Cemetery, on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Justin's new album is finally out.i'm so proud of him. he worked so hard. :') now I just gotta wait till my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to make a facebook account called No one. Then I'll like random people's status, then it will say No one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward little dance You do when your trying to put on skinny jeans — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its funny how super mario can smash bricks with his head but dies when he touch a freaking small turtle! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your name still comes up at work whenever something goes horribly wrong and we don't want to take the blame. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when an obese girl asks who I looks like. Her weight was 120 Kg, she looks like an elephant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If ignorance is bliss, then I must be the happiest thingamajig in the whatchamacallit! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know what makes you so screwed up, but whatever it is, it works. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I like to glew my thumbs to my nipples and pretend I'm a T-rex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it's either a new car...or a new girl! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Considering we met online, I feel it's totally appropriate to break up with you over email. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you really want your friends to remember you, give them something cheap. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're uncomfortable around my dog, I'm happy to lock you in the other room when you come over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for putting in extra hours to make a bullshit deadline that does not matter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I'm ever murdered, I hope it's interesting enough to be the inspiration for a Law & Order episode. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted of excitement. ( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TeenQuotes **MISSING UNICORN** Its light purple with a drak purple mane. If you see it, you'reprobably high. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
