I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't stand people that don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' Their so stupid... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Really Do Want To Post A Video Of Me Singing On Youtube. And My Friends Say I Should But. Every time… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know I have a magnetic personality but still if u r not attracted then go and checkout.. . . U must… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was lying on my bed last night, watching stars and endless horizons. Then I realized, where the hell is my roof? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Question: wats your fav memory?? Answer: Thats hard! But probably my best friends b-dayparty because the kid I was like absolutly in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
School is pointless! English? We speak it. History? They're dead, get over it. Math? We have calculators. Spanish? We have Dora. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls used to get undressed for their husbands only.. in 1995 girls started to get undressed for the money.. in 2012 girls… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
