I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The goal of science and engineering is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on finding out where you'll be gaining 15 pounds as a freshman next year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How did you get that scar? Well I was all like COME AT ME BRO... and he did... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That rejected feeling you get when you hold a baby and it starts to cry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One thing I've always wanted to do…slid down one the bowling alleylanes c: It seems like so much fun! c; — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Turning 32 years old is significant, because at 32 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bubbli got caugt on date on Independance day . Major Rohail- What is this? . Bubbli- Dad today is freedom day, so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, 'Damn I am really so cute' and you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For enduring the bloodcurdling torture of my adolescent years I promise to always keep your electronics functional. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give it to me! she yelled, I'm so fucking wet,give it to me! She could scream all she wanted, I'm keeping the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: MOM CAN U MAKE ME A SANDWHICH?!!! *doesn't hear*, Whispers to myself: 'Deaf bitch'. Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please if you see this post go and like Keep Laughing for us just like how you likeed this page!! thanks in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you're taking a bite of pizza, & you accidentally bite the whole entire layer of cheese off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear math worksheet, Please don't have a back, please don't have...Awe shit, theres a back. Sincerely, fuck you I have better things… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
