I'm sorry my recent absence from work caused you to have to do your own work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Meth addicts will never understand how hard it is to withdraw from Breaking Bad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are very few words to sum you up and they are... Funny, Smart Amazing, Adorable… and Mine... I love you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My penis should make me breakfast on morning. It is always up before I am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Adele and Bruno Mars dated then broke up.. there'd be a lot of AMAZING breakup songs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm busy studying. Or as they say in the porn business, "looking at porn." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your trapped in the trunk of a Honda sinking to the bottom of the ocean you either learn about cars or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Leap Day! Enjoy it while it's here...because like a Kobe Bryant pass, it only occurs once every 4 years... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls fall in love for what they hear. And guys fall in love for what they see. Thats why girls where makeup… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto Translations: Shit just got real = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness and is no longer a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have no tolerance for people that cheat on their beautiful girlfriends/boyfriends for something that looks like it belongs in the zoo — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When People Are All Like; Oh I'm So Cool I Get 3 Girls In One Day At 10 Years Old BlahahahahAnd You're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
