In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to wonder what itd be like to read other peoples minds. Then I got a Facebook account, and Im over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your foot falls asleep so you just stomp around like a dinosaur — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My house isn't messy. Those are just obstacles I've put in place for any Burglars that try to break in... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you remember something funny, start smiling like an idiot,, everyone stares at you wondering why you're smiling xU… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't call me if you're gonna talk to your cousin, mama, daddy, little sister, best friend, neighbor, dog, grandma etc in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to say 'I'd die without you.' To their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The great thing about glow-in-the-dark condoms is that if you get up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge,you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am fifty-two years of age. I am a bishop in the Anglican Church, and a few people might be constrained to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went horse back riding today...it was fantastic!, Until I ran out of quarters and the security at the store told me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are few things more awkward than looking at the person who is passing you on the highway to find that they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Folks, the President needs a break. Hes like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil vacuum. If you dont recharge his batteries,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
