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Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of "Rings": Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment where you're like, 'WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY, oh...here it is...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We American's, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have to worry about me spoiling Game of Thrones for you because I have no idea what is going on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom thinks LOL stands forlots of love and texted me Your grandfather just died. LOL. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Asdfghjkl;. crying. my mom said she's considering buying the Sapphire VIP package for the BELIEVE tour. oh my god. I have too… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope my unrelenting excitement over Magic Mike doesn't make you feel like you've failed to fulfill all of my sexual desires. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the ones who know me, the dumb asses who lost me, the lucky ones who get to meet me and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They're Twin-like," Shaunee said. "Hilarious," Erin agreed. "Shut up!" Aphrodite and Stevie Rae said together, which made the Twins convulse into laughter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When youre walking, then start texting and walking slower, and slower, and slower, until youre just standing there texting — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men: If you are a person of faith Sunday morning is a great time to get in touch with God and just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm reading a book and someone asks me what I'm reading, I don't answer. I just raise book up, so they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
