I Don't hate you, it's just that my attitude has some issues with your personality. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Veterans Day from someone who can barely handle the simulated warfare of video games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Omg, he is so fucking hot! Don't tell him I like him, okay?Yeah, sure - Hey, guess who likes you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are plenty of fish in the sea. Maybe you just need to swim in a different ocean. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Independence Day you're invited to my house where a large gathering of people will proudly display their dependence on drugs and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel slighted for not being invited to your wedding that I would have totally ruined with drunken antics or not gone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Studies clearly indicate that those who get 'Get Well' cards sooner and more often have a 80% faster recovery rate, so I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook, where you can stalk your exes, freak out your frends, and go from normal to bi polor in 30 secounds! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Michael Jackson died at 58,Whitney Houston at 48,John F. Kennedy at 38,Amy Winehouse at 28. How old is Justin Bieber again? 18 Right? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear spiders, if I see you outside, I will let you live. But if I see you in my house, I will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to wake up with you in the morning hours. I want to get hot and sweaty together. I want us… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did You Know About My relationship with my sibling(s)? We're pretty close. Although, my older sister and I argue a lot:P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
