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Funny Quotes by Ana

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Ana mixes absurd jokes with everyday moments to get laughs. She jokes about a cop‑and‑scissors game, texting expectations in 2013, and the irony of “make love, not war.” Her humor also points out how simple things like air or chips can feel priceless.

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I would so cuddle the fuck out of you!!

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Love in 2013 means answering each others texts immediatly

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I dont mean to sound like a bitch but...oh wait yes I do!

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If all guys are the same, why do girls take so long to choose one?

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Unique is an underestimate, I'm just messed up!

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Im not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking

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Make love, not war…or do both!…just get married

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Some people are only alive because it illigal to kill them

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If your gonna get in trouble by hitting someone, better hit them HARD!

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Boys, if you dont look like Calvin Klein models, dont expect us to look like Victoria's Secret Angels

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Everybody says shit happens, but dont you hate it when there is no toilet paper?

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That akward moment when your like, WHO THE HELL TOOK MY...oh found it!

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Every once in a while I stop and think…WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NOT TAKE??

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COP: sir, have you been drinking? MAN: no! COP: papers.. MAN: Scissors, I WIN!

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Its not 'when wild animals attack' its more like 'when stupid people get bit'

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I had a wet dream last night...i pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff

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Judge me and ill prove you wrong, tell me what to do and ill tell you off, say I'm not worth it…

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Bronco is the most awsome guy ever, hes just full of awsomness, there will not be a person in this world that…

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So why dont you start studying her heart and stop studying her booty, or maybe invest the same amount of time on…

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Im through with guys, they all tell lies, they break your heart, and make you cry, loving guys is such a sin,…

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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all the evil that was going on, he decided to send an…

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I didnt fall...the floor called me stupid so I tackled it DUH!

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This is a rack and shovel conversation, we dont need a hoe

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IM NOT FLIRTING!!!! I'm just being extra nice…

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I hate two face people, I never know which side to slap first

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Your just jealous cause the gummy bears dont talk to you

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Yes I talk to myself...i need someone inteligent to talk to

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Sometimes we know we shoudn't, and that exactly why we do

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If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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Believe it or not, I wasnt always as awesome as I am today

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All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag o chips...

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If you are what you eat your fast, easy, and cheap

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When you see a man opening a car door for a women it only means 1 of 2 things, either the car…

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If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apoligize then it is to get permission

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The worst part about being lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth

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Every once in a while I stop and think…WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NOT TAKEN????

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GUY: I know how to please a women ME: oh yeah, then please leave me alone

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BOY: hey dad I got a girlfriend DAD: good job son!...GIRL: daddy I got a boyfriend DAD: (loads shotgun)

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What if I tell you I'm falling again? what if I tell you I'm willing to stand there till you notice me again? what…

COP: sir, have you been drinking? MAN: no! COP: papers.. MAN: Scissors, I WIN!

Every person has at least one secret that will break your heart.

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Dont be hard to get, be hard to forget

I dont regret us, but sometimes I do, cause I could of givin my heart to someone better than you, but now that I…

How will you know I'm hurting if you cant see my pain? to wear them on my body tells what words can not explain

Be careful with who you open up with, because only a few people care the rest are just curious

Im not a fighter, I'm a lover, but I'll fight for what I love

Everybody says that love hurts but thats not true. loneliness hurt, rejection hurts, losing someone hurts, everybody confuses these things with love but in…

I feel for you, I was so blind, thought you were nicest guy I could find

You said you'd never hurt me, you said you'd never lie, well you just did both, but yet you also made me cry

Hey Daniel if u see this they took my phone away so I have no contact at all with no one I miss you,…

Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairytale………

Whatever life gives you, even if it hurts, just be strong and act like your ok, remember strong walls shake but nnever collapse