99% of the time my brain is thinking blah, meh, why, huh, WTF, food and computers. The other 1% I'm usually asleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once sneezed a beenie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know the burnt-out college student in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to herself? Nice to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im going to reveal the two secrets of my success: One; Dont reveal everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
