The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a… — Mark Hart Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing about rap, that when you say 'I' into the microphone, it's like a public confession. It's very strange. — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part. — Christopher Gorham Copy Share Image
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it.” — Jodi Lynn Anderson Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath. — Peter Steele Copy Share Image
Well, the funny thing is, you are never the same person that you were the day before. — Jon Foreman Copy Share Image
It's this funny thing now: You sign up to be a musician because you want to write music, but you don't spend… — Zachary Cole Smith Copy Share Image
This is the funny thing about me. People think John just comes up with all the ideas. I'm honored. People think I… — John Darnielle Copy Share Image
One funny thing is, though, I wear my watch on my right hand and I'm actually right-handed. People always wonder why -… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
What a funny thing painting is. The abstract painters always insist on their connection with the visible reality, while the so called… — Marlene Dumas Copy Share Image
The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman,… — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
Grief is a funny thing because you don't have to carry it with you for the rest of your life. After a… — Rosamunde Pilcher Copy Share Image
It was always a funny thing when someone would ask me my name and I would say "Brooklyn." They would always think… — Brooklyn Sudano Copy Share Image
The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
The funny thing is that some reviews are published in magazines and websites that are seen by millions of people, and other… — Jeffrey Lewis Copy Share Image
I was excellent at English and Drama. Maths and Science I was terrible at. I didn't have any interest in them. I… — Peter Andre Copy Share Image
He had no one but himself to blame, for he’d opened himself up to it. Just a fraction at first, like a… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
That is why we have the polio vaccine. People are blazing their own trial. That is what seems to be important. I… — Henry Threadgill Copy Share Image
You'd put yourself in a play and get to know the system and learn how to be directed, and then you could… — David Oakes Copy Share Image
The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end.… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
Everyone underestimates their own life. Funny thing is, in the end, all our stories...they're the same. In fact, no matter where you… — Rohinton Mistry Copy Share Image
Even through my good-looking youth, I wasn't called on for any romantic parts, which is okay. What I was called on to… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
“It is funny how the things we hate are the things we miss most when they are gone.” — Erin Bowman Copy Share Image
The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs. — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“You say very funny things. I am sorry I can't say funny things back. This is not a funny time for me.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way. — James Mangold Copy Share Image
Do not cry for me, Azrael. Do not waste your tears. You made your decision. And this is mine. Sacrifice seems to… — Melissa de la Cruz Copy Share Image
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the… — Shirin Ebadi Copy Share Image
But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell… — Jaime King Copy Share Image
I think that the episodes are like mini horror films really; the characters make bad decisions early on and these things just… — Dave Rowntree Copy Share Image
I'm all for anybody having a party who wants that. The funny thing about me and birthdays or any kind of celebration… — Kim Basinger Copy Share Image
The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill… — Lincoln Child Copy Share Image
Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either… — Dax Shepard Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing with documentary films - you want them to feel as entertaining and as gripping as a fictional film.… — Jonathan Demme Copy Share Image
I mean if you look at the Charger and you compare it to other cars, the way the lines work, the tires,… — Todd Farmer Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, people's perceptions of what a song is about is usually wrong a majority of the time. But they're… — Vince Gill Copy Share Image
Love is a funny thing, isn't it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it… — Stefanie Schneider Copy Share Image
