Funny things Quotes

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

— Tommy Chong

“Words are funny things - They are free until you use them.”

— Darlenne Susan Girard

Its so funny whenever things come full circle.

— Swoosie Kurtz

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.

— Michael Caine

It's so funny whenever things come full circle.

— Swoosie Kurtz

I never say a funny thing intentionally.

— Jayne Meadows

My little computer said such a funny thing this morning.

— Alan Turing

Funny how things change but still remain the same.

— Anonymous

The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my…

— Ozzy Osbourne

You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings.

— Glen Hansard

There was this funny thing of anything could happen now that we realized everything had.

— Raymond Carver

“It’s funny the things you think will last forever when you’re young.”

— J. Sterling

Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.

— Dr. Seuss

I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist.

— Pete Seeger

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

— Chris Messina

Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely screw yourself with it if you're not careful.

— Simon Le Bon

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going…

— Julia Sweeney

The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it's because…

— Todd Solondz

When I first saw Ellie, I knew it was her-- she was my fantasy. I didn't want it to be true, but…

— Jenny Downham

Time is a funny thing. I was always puzzled with the way a single day could stretch itself out to the point…

— Gloria Naylor

It's a funny thing, by the way, how people who love free markets are also quite sure that they know that investors…

— Paul Krugman

If I have to go away tomorrow, so do me a favor! Get out fast and pack your bags today! I know…

— Mak_786

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they…

— William Feather

This is the funny thing about Skype. No one is really looking into the camera. People always looking down because they're looking…

— Stanley Tucci

Well, a funny thing, there are three that I like all for the same reason, golf, fishing, and shooting, and I do…

— Dwight D. Eisenhower

Everything seems fine until you're about 40. Then something is definitely beginning to go wrong. And you look in the mirror with…

— Martin Amis

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one…

— Todd Barry

The funny thing is, because I was doing a lot of theater when I was a kid, and a lot of that…

— Guy Pearce

Dirt's a funny thing,' the Boss said. 'Come to think of it, there ain't a thing but dirt on this green God's…

— Robert Penn Warren

marrows - alas! - are arriving in a steady stream at the back door. ... Oddly enough, the majority of people who…

— Miss Read

I used to work at NASA in Virginia. It was nothing glamorous; I was just tasked with making code compile for obscure…

— Randall Munroe

Death’s a funny thing. I used to think it was a big, sudden thing, like a huge owl that would swoop down…

— Neil Gaiman

The funny thing is, last summer we were golfing together, me, him and Alonzo Mourning. I don't know how to golf, but…

— Dwyane Wade

I don't change the language for children books. I don't make the language simpler. I use words that they might have to…

— John Boyne

I remember sitting in his office a hundred times during those grim months and each time thinking, What on earth can he…

— Kay Redfield Jamison

I posted a video a day for almost two months and was hardly sleeping, but I think it really pushed me to…

— Kina Grannis

Be ruthless about protecting writing days, i.e., do not cave in to endless requests to have "essential" and "long overdue" meetings on…

— Anonymous

I wonder, what's in a book while it's closed. Oh, I know it's full of letters printed on paper, but all the…

— Michael Ende

I've always been serious that way, trying to evolve to a more conscious state. Funny thing about that,though. You tweak yourself,looking for…

— Bill Withers

Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life, saying the right thing at the right moment is beyond crucial.…

— Taylor Swift