[ I'm] humorist, I guess. Or really more of a reporter. A reporter who reports on funny things. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
If you don't do a lot of stupid things while you're young, you won't have funny things to talk about when you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. — Mark Ruffalo Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Careers are funny things. They begin mysteriously and, just as mysteriously, they can end. — Edward Albee Copy Share Image
The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller. — Curt Flood Copy Share Image
God, I needed you," he murmured. "I can't even tell you how many times I thought about this. The funny thing is,… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make… — Eminem Copy Share Image
I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's… — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing, how much time we spend planning our lives. We so convince ourselves of what we want to do,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing, if I could choose anything to do, it wouldn't be to be in front of a camera because… — Jarryd James Copy Share Image
That's a funny thing, fame. People definitely do treat you differently. When you begin to be successful, people say, 'Don't go changing.'… — Jonathan Rhys Meyers Copy Share Image
I remember getting a Phoenix Suns T-shirt. I had that Phoenix Suns T-shirt forever. It's the funny things you remember as a… — Jonathan Lipnicki Copy Share Image
Father was a good driver and enjoyed driving, but the sight of a female in charge of a vehicle was sometimes too… — Deborah Cavendish, Duchess of Devonshire Copy Share Image
I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but… — Ryan Seacrest Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing - the reality is I have no feelings about school. It's long gone. Funnily enough, the bad memories… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit. It's a funny thing about life;… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Listen, baby, people do funny things. Specially us. The cards are stacked against us and just trying to stay in the game,… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
That's a funny thing, because it's 3 rivals who get a long great on the club that are friends [Neimar, Lionel Messi… — Neymar Copy Share Image
You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings. Like… — Glen Hansard Copy Share Image
I just talk about the funny things in my life, and the idea is that my observations reflect the lives of my… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I want you to say dreadfully mad, funny things and make up songs and be--' The Will I fell in love with,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The funny thing about good people—people like Daneca—is that they really honestly don’t get the impulse toward evil. They have an incredibly… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
The Cable Guy was underbudgeted, so it was always a debate about whether we could have more days or certain things that… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
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