Songs are funny things. They can slip across borders. Proliferate in prisons. Penetrate hard shells. I always believed that the right song… — Pete Seeger Copy Share Image
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes!… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was… — Alan Ladd Copy Share Image
I don't really hashtag things. Unless I'm talking to somebody and I'm being funny and I say something mean but then I'm… — Bella Thorne Copy Share Image
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does… — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
The funny thing about making this record and being away from the girls and on my own in LA is that it… — Melanie Chisholm Copy Share Image
Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and… — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction. I knew that if I took a… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I know, baby. I feel the same way about you. Those words never convey what goes through my mind and heart every… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
When you hit your strive, and you feel confident in what you're doing and in your process, you really want to do… — Sigourney Weaver Copy Share Image
When people say it's a funny thing about them, you will probably be able to control your hysterics. They are only getting… — Peg Bracken Copy Share Image
The actors come in and they make characters their own and so Patrick and I have never been the kind to think… — Todd Farmer Copy Share Image
That's the funny thing about life. We're rarely aware of the bullets we dodge. The just-misses. The almost-never-happeneds. We spend so much… — Lauren Miller Copy Share Image
I still don't understand why when you put a piece of paper in a tray with solution in it, it comes up.… — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
A funny thing happened to the First Amendment on its way to the public forum. According to the Supreme Court, money is… — Robert Reich Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, when a Harley-Davidson guy full of tattoos comes out with a Maltese, they're trying to soften themselves out.… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
If you're going through a divorce and you're in a comedy you have to find some way to find the funny side… — Alan Ruck Copy Share Image
I have crushes on celebrities or people I meet or see in the coffee shop, and every day I fall in love… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I'm always busy. You know, the more I do, the more ideas I have—that's the funny thing. The brain is a muscle,… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
There's nothing that beats proving you're funny by making a funny thing, and right now there are huge outlets for that, with… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Grand Slams are funny things. You have to try to find a way to get through the first week and put yourself… — Lleyton Hewitt Copy Share Image
The funny thing is that I feel close to all my characters. Deep, deep inside them all. I can't describe how deeply… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
That's the funny thing about havin' a kid. They come with their own set of problems; make everything else you were worried… — Greg Garcia Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing about weaknesses…Most people will tell you they know their weaknesses. When asked, they'll tell you, 'Well for one… — David Gemmell Copy Share Image
That's the funny thing about old hurts- they just wait for new heartache to come along and then show up, just as… — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
Its a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s… — Eric Roth Copy Share Image
The funny thing about writing is that whether you're doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That's actually… — John Green Copy Share Image
I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely… — Chanel West Coast Copy Share Image
And the funny thing was if you made the best of it, if you smiled through every storm, the bad things were… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Rappers on their sophomores...actin' like they boss lords. Fame's such a funny thing for sure when niggas start believing all those encores. — Pusha T Copy Share Image
South Central Los Angeles [is the] home of the drive-thru and the drive-by. Funny thing is, the drive-thrus are killing more people… — Ron Finley Copy Share Image
It was my mom who told me, "Ernie, if you make even one person happy with your smile or a funny thing… — Ernest Borgnine Copy Share Image
The funny thing is a lot of people assume that my parents are the ones pushing me to make music. The truth… — Cheyenne Kimball Copy Share Image
I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish… — Kevin Costner Copy Share Image
Paradise was always over there, a day’s sail away. But it’s a funny thing, escapism. You can go far and wide and… — J. Maarten Troost Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it seemed that he'd said six or eight funny things in his life, and that what passed for his sense of… — Richard Yates Copy Share Image
I think Secretary's funny, it is about sex, and there's a lot of sex in it, sex is the key, but you're… — Maggie Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
Writing about something specific, in my mind, was overwhelming, so I wrote about art because I love art and I know I… — Walter Martin Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing because it's what the people say when they come across a ghost situation is that it does freak… — Rhys Darby Copy Share Image