Facebook, Twitter...Welcome to The 21st Century...Where Someone can stalk you without leaving the couch!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's 4 months from December and no one gives a shit!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you decided to prank your ex with a, Actually, I kinda still like you, but got a. ¦… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[ ] I am under the influence. [ ] I am above the influence. [x] I am the f***ing influence!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To the girls who prides themselves on being surrounded by a large number of guys should not forget that cheap goods always… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friend: Does this outfit make me look fat? Me: NO, your fat makes you look fat!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't be racist. Be like a Panda. They're Black and White and Asian!.. :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is coming! Dammit I forgot to find a boyfriend again!.. :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who says English is easy?...Don't believe?... Then fill the blank with either YES or NO. Oh____, I am a monkey!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's time to stop making the same old mistakes in your life...Get creative, make some new ones!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in the kitchen, artist at home & devil in bed. But they get artist in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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