Funny soccer Quotes · Page 4

The match has become quite unpredictable, but it still looks as though Arsenal will win the cup

— John Motson

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.

— Barry Venison

The rules of soccer are very simple: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does,

— Anonymous

The goals made such a difference to the way this game went

— John Motson

This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really.

— Elton John

Wembley way is beginning to blacked with people in terms of red and blue

— Alan Jackson

I think everyone in the stadium went home happy, except all those people in Rumania

— Ron Greenwood

Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.

— Jonathan Woodgate

We have been saying this, both pre season and before the season started

— Len Ashurst

The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more European.

— Phil Neville

There's no in between-you're either good or bad. We were in between.

— Gary Lineker

And that's Aston Villa's first league goal since their last one.

— Elton Welsby

Well Kerry, you're 19 and you're a lot older than a lot of people younger than yourself.

— Mike Gray

He had an eternity to play that ball... but he took too long over it.

— Martin Tyler

At the end of the day, the Arsenal fans demand that we put eleven players on the pitch

— Don Howe

Again Mariner and Butcher are trying to work the oracle on the near post

— Martin Tyler

I think you and the referee were in a minority of one, Billy.

— Jimmy Armfield

I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Being given chances, and not taking them. That's what life is all about.

— Ron Greenwood

It slid away from his left boot which was poised with the trigger cocked

— Barry Davies

This is the one-off occasion and you can't get any bigger occasion than that

— Bryan Robson

We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought.

— Bobby Robson

Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.

— Ron Atkinson

I'm not going to make it a target, but it's something to aim for.

— Steve Coppell

The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath.

— Terry Butcher

At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.

— Steve Coppell

It was a fair decision, the penalty, even though it was debatable whether it was inside or outside the box

— Bobby Charlton