Funny soccer Quotes · Page 3

The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.

— Ron Atkinson

Bryan Robson, well, he does what he does and his future is in the future

— Ron Greenwood

There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division.

— Dominic Allen

I couldn't settle in Italy-it was like living in a foreign country.

— Ian Rush

Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.

— Jimmy Hill

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

— David Beckham

He is a goal scorer, not a natural born one - not yet. That takes time.

— Glenn Hoddle

Yes, he is not unused to playing in midfield, but at the same time he's not used to playing there either.

— Emlyn Hughes

Billy Gilbert hit a kamikaze back pass which Justin Fashinu pounced on like a black Frank Bruno

— Ian Darke

Systems are made by players rather than players making systems

— Theo Foley

He hit the post, and after the game people will say, well, he hit the post.

— Jimmy Greaves

I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.

— Lee Hendrie

In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches

— David Coleman

All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.

— Anonymous

I don't really believe in targets, because my next target is to beat Stoke City

— Ron Wylie

The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got

— Jimmy Greaves

I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.

— Alan Shearer

I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.

— Mark Viduka

Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it.

— Ian Darke

On this 101st FA Cup Final day, there are just two teams left

— David Coleman

Well clearly Graeme it all went according to plan, what was the plan exactly ?

— Elton Welsby

Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose.

— Kevin Keegan

And Watford acknowledge the support of the crowd, indeed of the crowd that supported them

— Barry Davies

A few question marks are being asked in the Honduran defence

— Alan Green

There is no change in the top six of division 2, except that Leeds have moved into the top six

— Fred Dinenage

We are really quite lucky this yeara because Christmas falls on Christmas Day

— Bobby Gould

I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.

— Ron Atkinson

If England had scored in the first half, I think the young legs would have found younger hearts inside them

— Jimmy Armfield

So often the pendulum contines to swing with the side that has just pulled themselves out of the hole.

— Tony Gubba

Here's Brian Flynn. His official height is five feet five and he doesn't look much taller than that

— Alan Green

Mabutt has now played seven consecutive games for England, this is his seventh

— Martin Tyler

Notting Forest are having a bad run, they've lost six matches in a row now without winning

— David Coleman

And at the end of the season you can only do as well as what you have done

— Bryan Robson

If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day.

— H. L. Hunt

Once again it was Gough who stood firm for Scotland in the air

— Jock Brown

We've got nothing to lose, and there's no point losing this game

— Bobby Robson

I came to Nantes two-years-ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different.

— Kevin Keegan

I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.

— Les Ferdinand

They have more ability in the middle of the field in terms of ability

— Jimmy Armfield

Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford.

— Jimmy Hill