Funny oxymoron Quotes

Tell them to stand closer apart.

— Samuel Goldwyn

The budget was unlimited, but I exceeded it.

— Donald Trump

I am not going to say I told you so, but I did.

— Nouriel Roubini

“I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.”

— Edith Konecky

I hate people but I love gatherings.

— Edna St. Vincent Millay

You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

— Josh Billings

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history.

— George Bernard Shaw

Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.

— W. C. Fields

We learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.

— Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Why don't you pair'em up in threes?

— Yogi Berra