Funny morning coffee Quotes

Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.

— Agatha Christie

Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.

— Isak Dinesen

I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat.

— Johann Sebastian Bach

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

— Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of…

— Robin Williams

Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.

— John William Van Druten

Wake up and smell the coffee.

— Ann Landers

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

— David Letterman

A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but…

— Henry Ward Beecher

Given enough coffee I could rule the world

— Terry Pratchett