There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement'. Not so. No one was fooled — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it? — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by… — Brian May Copy Share Image
If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I'm prepared to forget it if they are. — Errol Flynn Copy Share Image
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Congratulations on your job at the bank! Yes. You work for the bank. After taxes, your largest expense is your mortgage and… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
“I want to be a standup economist, because isn’t money funny? Actually, without gold backing our currency, it’s all funny money.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Tax deductible, That's what you are: Tax deductible. Just like my car, like a gift to local charity, you give my 1040 clarity — Steven Zelin Copy Share Image
I hope this isn't one of those forever things, its funny how money can change everything. — Drake Copy Share Image
“Funny how money speaks even more loudly than morals in this beautiful, superficial material world.” — Rasheed Ogunlaru Copy Share Image
Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died. — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
