21 quotes from 2 authors
Worst. Parade. Ever.
— Anonymous
Pain now...beer later.
Run like you stole something.
Stop reading this and keep running!
Don't stop...people are watching.
Smile, you're still faster than all the people behind you.
That's not sweat, it's your fat cells crying.
If a marathon was easy, it would be called your mother.
Chafe now...brag forever.
Staying up all night making this sign was hard too.
You're not slow. You're just enjoying the course.
Ice baths and cookies at the finish!
You trained longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage!
I'm sure it seemed like a good idea 4 months ago.
Lol what do you think? You don't see this everyday!
— Kiara Sellars
May the course be with you!
Toenails are for sissies.
In our minds, you're all Kenyans.
You think you're tired? My arms are holding this sign up!
Your feet hurt because you are kicking so much butt!
Your legs will forgive you...eventually.
