By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing......everything else is just figure skating. — Scotty Bowman Copy Share Image
I was three-quarters down the list of guys I would be facing in my first game when I realized I was looking… — Glenn Healy Copy Share Image
Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person. — Jeremy Roenick Copy Share Image
Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all, it keeps them off the street. — Gus Kyle Copy Share Image
The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was that Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterward. — Terry Crisp Copy Share Image
I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I'm a millionaire. — Bobby Hull Copy Share Image
At the end of each year I make a list of my mistakes and it's pretty friggin long. — Dean Lombardi Copy Share Image
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my (expletive) clothes. — Stu Grimson Copy Share Image
Hockey s a funny game. You have to prove yourself every shift, every game. It's not up to anybody else. You have… — Paul Coffey Copy Share Image
How would you like a job where, if you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? — Jacques Plante Copy Share Image
People didn't know the difference between a blue line and a clothes line. — Al Michaels Copy Share Image
Hockey is a fast, body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet. — Paul Gallico Copy Share Image
It's not who wins the fight that's important, it's being willing to fight. If you get challenged and renege, everyone wants to… — Barclay Plager Copy Share Image
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. — Jimmy Cannon Copy Share Image
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. — Bob Plager Copy Share Image
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital. — Brad Park Copy Share Image
One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at… — Glenn Healy Copy Share Image
On his attempt at the Edmonton Oilers empty net: I guess they respect my shot because they were all ready at the… — Patrick Roy Copy Share Image
I tried to talk my daughter out of going with a hockey player but, he's a good kid. He asked me if… — Phil Esposito Copy Share Image
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
The only difference between the Coyotes and 'Days of Our Lives' is that nobody has been shot on our team yet. — Jeremy Roenick Copy Share Image
