Funny hockey Quote by Paul Coffey

A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.

— Jimmy Cannon

By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of…

— Steve Rushin

I tried to talk my daughter out of going with a hockey player but, he's a good kid. He asked me if he could…

— Phil Esposito

We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.

— Brad Park

It's not who wins the fight that's important, it's being willing to fight. If you get challenged and renege, everyone wants to take a…

— Barclay Plager

People didn't know the difference between a blue line and a clothes line.

— Al Michaels

How would you like a job where, if you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

— Jacques Plante

That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my (expletive) clothes.

— Stu Grimson

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

— Doug Larson

Half the game is mental, the other half is being mental.

— Jim McKenny

I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I'm a millionaire.

— Bobby Hull

The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was that Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterward.

— Terry Crisp