I feel like getting some work done, so I'm going to sit here until the feeling passes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If being a douche was an Olympic sport, I know some people that would have a gold medal! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love rumors they always tell me something new about my self and my life.. that I neverr knew! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best way to get out of a text convo: "The message could not be delivered due to a temporary network setup error.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't take good pictures...when told, you say ''beauty is skin deep'' why didn't you have an x-ray scan then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto word of the Day - Disappointment. My Parole officer said if I miss disappointment they gone send me back to Jail. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Son walks in on dad in the shower* Son: Dad what's that hairy thing between your legs Dad: Well son that's the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sweet candies are nice to eat.Sweet words are easy to say. But, sweet people are hard to find. OH MY GOD! How… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a hockey team and a girl from Jersey Shore? The hockey team showers after three periods. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: how much is your face lift? Doctor: complete treatment is 145k Girl: so expensive, do you have a cheaper type? Doctor:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
