The Pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're ghetto when you only go to church on Easter to meet women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's take a break from debating gay marriage to remember an unmarried 33-year-old man who hung out with 12 dudes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I said TGIF on the anniversary of your god's son's violent execution. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well pleaseth me the sweet time of Easter. That maketh the leaf and the flower come out. — Bertran de Born Copy Share Image
It would take a lot more than 30 pieces of silver for me to betray you to murderous authorities unless we were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Believing in the Easter bunny is like saying you believe in an over sized, purple bunny, pooping colorful eggs on your lawn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real miracle would be Jesus turning water into less expensive gasoline. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
The resurrection asserts a truth which is by no means always written legibly for all men on the face of nature. It… — Henry Parry Liddon Copy Share Image
But from this earth, this grave, this dust, My God shall raise me up, I trust. — Walter Raleigh Copy Share Image
A nice Jewish man rising from the dead seems less miraculous than finding one I can date. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the Easter bunnies been to your house, remember, those brown ones are not jelly beans. . . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
I wonder if Jesus will make a special appearance on The Walking Dead this Sunday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
See the land, her Easter keeping, Rises as her Maker rose. Seeds, so long in darkness sleeping, Burst at last from winter… — Charles Kingsley Copy Share Image
Adorable candy will help distract us from the astounding horror of a man being nailed to a cross. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
