Funny drinking Quotes by Dudley Moore

I can hear the music all around me.

— Dudley Moore

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

— Dudley Moore

It seems that a lot of people, who haven't known of me as a pianist, think I've just started off as a comedian. And…

— Dudley Moore

I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

— Dudley Moore

I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.

— Dudley Moore

Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.

— Dudley Moore

Music is the surest way of reaching someone else's heart.

— Dudley Moore

When I think of Canada I think of tonic water.

— Dudley Moore

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

— Dudley Moore

Maybe the memory does play tricks. Increasingly, I'm thinking, 'What was their name? I knew that name yesterday.' I think that's what happens. At…

— Dudley Moore

Volvo — they're boxy but they're good.

— Dudley Moore

Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.

— Dudley Moore