Funny christmas Quotes by Goodmanb

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• AB Andy Borowitz 4 quotes
• DB Dave Barry 3 quotes
• PD Phyllis Diller 2 quotes
• PO P. J. O'Rourke 2 quotes
• OA Oren Arnold 2 quotes
• BH Benny Hill 2 quotes
• WS Winston Spear 1 quote
• WE William Thomas Ellis 1 quote
• WF W. C. Fields 1 quote
• TA Terry Alderton 1 quote

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Alright look, our policy is, if for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you.

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There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their lights up. Unbelievable.

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