Christmas Quote by Goodmanb Download Open image “There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their lights up. Unbelievable.” — Goodmanb ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas Funny Funny christmas
Its the 3rd week of october but I see Xmas trees and Xmas lights well this means december is knock in the door — Dumi Copy Share
It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I don't believe I will take down the Christmas lights in my room. Holiday cheer all year y'all! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
The outdoor Christmas lights, green and red and gold and blue and twinkling, remind me that most people are that way all year round--kind,… — Harland Miller Copy Share Image
Now that Halloween is over, it's Christmas all the way...Its November so time to get your Decorations and lights up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tradition: sit with husband in a room lit only by tree lights and remember that our blessings outnumber the lights. Happy Christmas to all. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas comes during a season when the Earth is in its darkest time. It's a holiday for the family and for everyone. — Melissa Etheridge Copy Share Image
There'll always be Christmas as long as a light Glows in the window to guide folks at night, As long as a star in… — Edna Jaques Copy Share Image
It was two weeks before Christmas. A slow time of year for raising the dead. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
More and more people each year are going abroad for Christmas ... Fed up with the fact that commercial Christmas starts in October. Fed up with carols. Dreading the arrival of Christmas cards from people they have forgotten to send a card to. Unable to bear yet another family get-together with Auntie Mary puking up in the corner after sampling… — M.C. Beaton Copy Share
Alright look, our policy is, if for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you. — Goodmanb Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out their pro-Christmas crusade. — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was a wicked pervert who would cut off my peepee with a pair of scissors...if I didn't stop chattering about him, he would be certain to put me on his list and look me up. Christmas was… — Dean Koontz Copy Share
Christmas is the only time of year where you get to experience a truly, truly indulgent potato. — CMAT Copy Share Image
Since I was 15, I have not spent a Christmas or a New Year with my family. — Toby Alderweireld Copy Share Image
Hark the herald angels sing, 'Glory to the new-born king.' Peace on earth, and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled! — Charles Wesley Copy Share Image