“There are days so great, you wish them to never end, There are days gone so bad, you wish them never to have been, And there are days when hell kicks in your front door.” — Eric R. Asher Copy Share Image
“What’s the plan?” Ashley asked, raising her voice for the first time since we climbed onboard the Bone Sails. “Graybeard shoots the harbinger in… — Eric R. Asher Copy Share Image
“There are days so great, you wish them to never end, There are days gone so bad, you wish them never to have been,… — Eric R. Asher Copy Share Image
“Unless you consider pissing yourself and running away screaming a gift, which some do.” — Eric R. Asher Copy Share Image
“Tired of hunting down sources of milk for the kids? Call in the next half hour and we’ll give you two, that’s two cu… — Eric R. Asher Copy Share Image
“drag fertile human women into fairy mounds to provide milk for the fairy children.” — Eric R. Asher Copy Share Image
“Hopefully this girl gets a happy ending. The last two sure as hell didn’t. I” — Eric R. Asher Copy Share Image
