I'm a Frisbeetarian. We worship frisbees. We believe when you die your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get… — Jim Stafford Copy Share Image
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once you've learned to study in a bathing suit on the grass with muscled men throwing frisbees over your head, you can… — Susan Rice Copy Share Image
Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
