There are only two reasons why you'd stare at your crotch with a smile on your face when driving; neither one of them is… — Christopher Abraham Copy Share Image
What am I on? TWO Monster Energy drinks, & THREE bottles of 5-Hour Energy! Of course, I just bit my tongue for the 5th… — Christopher Abraham Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you first realized that you probably shouldn't have pulled his finger! — Christopher Abraham Copy Share Image
Talking to stupid people is a lot like playing with a slinky. You might get a little frustrated at first, but you can't stop… — Christopher Abraham Copy Share Image
History becomes easier to remember once you start playing a significant part in it. — Christopher Abraham Copy Share Image
If you're wondering why it's so difficult to find a relationship with someone who's a good kisser, you should probably start trying it with… — Christopher Abraham Copy Share Image
A butterfly is incapable of flight until the struggle to free himself from his cocoon has given his wings the strength he needs; the… — Christopher Abraham Copy Share Image
