Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I thank God for everything, not because its Friday but because it's another blessed day. God is good, God is here, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Standing for one week in a line that's crazy; Honey, I just lost my job because of Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friday 13th is unlucky for some. The risk of hospital admission as a result of a transport accident may be increased by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry shoppers on Black Friday will block and tackle better than your football team on Thanksgiving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today we remember God's great love for us. May this day bring new meaning and change in your life! Wishing all Christians… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday: The day I can finally jump on the Christmas Bandwagon with the rest of the nuts who started on Halloween. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friday the 13th would be a lot more frightening if Jason chased you down in a big SUV and made you pay… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is Friday the 13th. Try not to be a teenage girl in her underwear at night at a deserted summer camp… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You there, Friday! Come here you S.E.X.Y son of a B.T.C.H. We've been looking for you since monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My week is basically *Monday *Monday 2 *Monday 3 *Monday 4 *Friday *Saturday *Pre-Monday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank God its Friday & its time for the weekend. Take out my windows phone & post a status for my friends,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is Friday. Let's all have a ball. Be happy. Let the negativity go and be free. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank god its friday, thank god for the long weekend, thank god for my BED. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its not about who you want to spend friday night with, it's about who you want to spend all day saturday with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blesses Holy Thursday. For me this is sadder than good Friday. This is the time when Jesus offered him self as the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Black Friday Bowling' Because those pins look A LOT like those bitches in front of me in line this morning! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did all that fighting for a TV on Black Friday and I didn't even pay my power bill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good Friday is such a romantic day; how One sacrificed, because The One is committed to love... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. It's gonna be another blessed day for God's people, just like every other day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mercy, peace and love. May the grace and Lord surround you & be with you on Good Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Friday The 13th! Don't look what's under your bed tonight & don't turn off the light. You don't know what's coming.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good Friday is a day of mourning, and all the ceremonies and rituals of the day are centered on the feeling of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
