If you were to leave the calendar on Friday the 13th, you will be killed by a witch the very next day.w — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You there, Friday! Welcome back you sexy son of a bitch! We've been looking for you since Monday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good Friday. Way of the Cross. Fasting and abstinence. Examine conscience. Have a really blessed day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you wake up thinking it's Friday and it's Sunday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Go to the mall on Black Friday, they said. You will never come out alive, they said. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Friday you aint got no job you aint got shit to do I'm hone get you high tonight — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every Friday, I feel like I deserve a flavored latte for all my hard work during the week. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The message of Good Friday is that the dictum of an eye for an eye cannot work. The way to conquer evil… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's almost hump day which is close to Thursday which is close to Friday so it's okay for me to drink today...as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you change your bed on Friday the 13th, you will see bad dreams throughout the night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yeah! My medical bills for the Black Friday store fights were less what I saved! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today, Christians around the world celebrate Good Friday. Wishing all who celebrate a blessed day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On this Good Friday may we never forget the true meaning of Easter - 'For when He was on the cross, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
