I review novels to make money, because it is easier for a sluggard to write an article a fortnight than a book… — Cyril Connolly Copy Share Image
The whole point of marriage is to stop you getting anywhere near real life. You think it's a great struggle with the… — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when something really great happens to me, I like to wait two weeks before I tell anyone about it, because I… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When I was 12, we went from Glasgow to Aberdeen on a school trip. It was called fresh air fortnight. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I met Picasso when I was a kid. I turned one of his drawings down which would be worth £37 million now.… — Brian Blessed Copy Share Image
You're much better than fireworks. They're all over in a moment, and you're going to stay for a fortnight. Besides, fireworks are… — Kate Ross Copy Share Image
In politics, there is no use looking beyond the next fortnight. — Joseph Chamberlain Copy Share Image
All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I think it's great some hotels provide stationery. Because the first thing I like to do when I get to a hotel… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
For a fortnight nobody at all emailed me, or posted a follow-up. Doesn't anyone care, I thought? It turned out my newsreader… — Graham Nelson Copy Share Image
