Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
If people are cool, then they are not stressed. I pity the fool that don't be cool. — Mr. T Copy Share Image
Thus we play the fool with the time and the spirits of the wise sit in the clouds and mock us. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“It is easier to lie to yourself than hear others tell you that tell you that you are a fool.” — Hilary Grossman Copy Share Image
Those who say theory and practice are two unrelated realms are fools in one and scoundrels in the other. — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
I don't look like a desert person because I stay indoors most of the day and fool around at night. That's what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fools with bookish knowledge art children with edged weapons; they hurt themselves, and put others in pain. — Johann Georg Ritter von Zimmermann Copy Share Image
Did he say:"Hullo,Pippin!This is a pleasant surprise!"?No,indeed!He said:"Get up,you tom-fool of a Took!Where,in the name of wonder,in all this ruin is Treebeard?I… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
Fraud investigations punish those who lie, knowing that they are lying, intending to fool others, and do it for money. No one… — Sheldon Whitehouse Copy Share Image
But let us laugh carelessly like other men. Let us be timid even among fools. Let us knot silence around our throats.… — Glenway Wescott Copy Share Image
... there’s also nothing noble about being fearless. How much do you wanna bet the last man standing in a battle is… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
This is love that surrounds, only a fool without wisdom can see. Blind as I am in your eyes, my lady of… — Jon Anderson Copy Share Image
You know how in football, guys throw defenses, and the defense throws you a look, but the look is not really what… — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
What an honourable thing is it to be fishers of men! How great an honour shouldst thou esteem it, to be a… — Thomas Boston Copy Share Image
We must always remember that God is Love. "A fool indeed is he who, living on the banks of the Ganga, seeks… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
When it's time to get dressed, put on your clothes. When you must walk, then walk. When you must sit, then sit.… — Linji Yixuan Copy Share Image
People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because… — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
“They saw me. Milton's smile curled off his face like unsticky tape. And I knew immediately, I was a boy band, a… — Marisha Pessl Copy Share Image
A well-read fool is the most pestilent of blockheads; his learning is a flail which he knows not how to handle, and… — Stanisław I Leszczyński Copy Share Image
Looking into Linda's eyes when she walks down the aisle, and knowing that's the lady I'm going to be with for the… — Drew Scott Copy Share Image