You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
As a wise man once said, April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I miss the comedy of the '70s and '80s, like 'Only Fools And Horses' and 'Fawlty Towers,' so I'm glad I'm put… — Brendan O'Carroll Copy Share Image
Indiana's governor is coming under fire for a new law that some people feel is anti-gay. The governor now says he is… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Let's fool around." "And then?" he asked, voice low. "When it's time, take blood, and then let's fuck." He gave a surprised… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit; change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thou fool! Nature alone is antique, and the oldest art a mushroom; that idle crag thou sittest on is six thousand years… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
“There were a lot of fools at that conference—pompous fools—and pompous fools drive me up the wall. Ordinary fools are all right;… — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
When I flew from Orlando to Los Angeles in 1960, I sat next to a guy from Disney who was paying 75¢… — Deacon Jones Copy Share Image
“Definition of bestie: person who loves nothing more than to watch you make a complete fool of yourself and then remind you… — Kay Springsteen Copy Share Image
He believed that he must, that he could and would recover the good things, the happy things, the easy tranquil things of… — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
GOING TO WALDEN It isn't very far as highways lie. I might be back by nightfall, having seen The rough pines, and… — Mary Oliver Copy Share Image
I'll suffer no daughter of mine to play the fool with her heart, indeed! She shall marry for the purpose for which… — Susan Edmonstone Ferrier Copy Share Image
Moses tried to separate his people from Pharaoh, and when he tried, the magicians tried to fool the people into staying with… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
Eating, loving, singing, and digesting are, in truth, the four acts of the comic opera known as life, and they pass like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Surprisingly, a large number of people who fell out with their partners contacted us, saying that they would love to fly on… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
Theres no easier way to cure foolishness than to give a man leave to be foolish. And the only way to show… — George Horace Lorimer Copy Share Image
When I'm writing, I look like a fool because the parts are moving through me and I'm crying and laughing and making… — Zoe Kazan Copy Share Image
Have you ever heard the phrase, it is better to keep your mouth closed and have people wonder if you are stupid… — Vince Flynn Copy Share Image
What's a' your jargon o' your schools, Your Latin names for horns and stools; If honest nature made you fools. — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
The wise man doubteth often&changeth his mind;the fool is obstinate,and doubteth not;he knoweth all things but his own ignorance Akhenaton — Dr Drew Copy Share Image
If you or one of the blind fools who follows you honestly believe you can...bring it on. I'm in the mood for… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
There's no god. He who created god was a fool; he who spreads his name is a scoundrel and he who worships… — Periyar E. V. Ramasamy Copy Share Image
All these non-singing, non-dancing, wish-I-had-me-some-clothes fools who tell me my albums suck. Why should I pay any attention to them? — Prince Copy Share Image
You can forgive a fool because he only runs in one direction and doesn't deceive anybody. It's the deceivers who make you… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
All the tales of miracles, with which the Old and New Testament are filled, are fit only for impostors to preach and… — Thomas Paine Copy Share Image
When considering a man's motives, remember you must not measure his wheat with your bushel. He may not be using the same… — Robin Hobb Copy Share Image
Of all the causes which conspire to blind Man's erring judgement, and misguide the mind, What the weak head with strongest bias… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
The biggest fool in the world is he who merely does his work supremely well, without attending to appearance. — Michael Korda Copy Share Image
If an enemy knows that the TRUTH will cause them to lose against you they'll fight you with LIES instead. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
...I have always maintained that, excepting fools, men did not differ much in intellect, only in zeal and hard work; and I… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
“If there’s an area in your life where you tell yourself, “I know this is wrong, but I’m going to do it… — Andy Stanley Copy Share Image
Comedy is helping a lot at the moment. It also seems to be getting under Trump's skin and revealing a lot about… — Sharon Horgan Copy Share Image
Cato used to assert that wise men profited more by fools than fools by wise men; for that wise men avoided the… — Plutarch Copy Share Image
Never, ever, ever wear anything you are uncomfortable in. Because that is what you'll project: 'I look like a fool.' — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
“I would like to be a fool. A raven. A coyote. A man whose body is painted in wide bands of alternating… — BK Loren Copy Share Image
Don't be a fool. Don't give up something important to hold onto someone who can't even say they love you. — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well. Then he's a fool, you're just as well, hope… — All American Rejects Copy Share Image
How hard it is to make your thoughts look anything but imbecile fools when you paint them with ink on paper. — Olive Schreiner Copy Share Image
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